I have not really kept track of the story and the mess that Tiger Woods has gotten into, but every time I hear this name, I start to wonder. So I went to the place where all the answers are, the internet.
Apparently, while the rest of us were watching football, visiting the internet for the latest black Friday sales, giving nasty looks to our relatives who really needed to go home on Thanksgiving, Tiger Woods was getting his butt kicked by his wife. Why was he getting beat up, you ask? In case you wanted to know, here is the scoop, courtesy of the internet.
Around 2:30 a.m., Friday morning, one of Tiger Woods’ neighbors called 911 to report that Woods had crashed into a tree in front of his home and was lying on the ground next to his Cadillac Escalade. He was taken to a local hospital and reported to be in serious condition with facial lacerations. He was released later in the day. On Friday afternoon, the Florida Highway patrol provided an initial report that Woods was drifting in and out of consciousness when they arrived on scene. Apparently, Tiger’s wife had heroically used a golf club to break out the rear window of the SUV and rescue you him, this according to the police chief’s initial report. When police and paramedics arrived, the wife was hovering over her husband and was frantic and upset, according to the reports.
Within hours after the crash, online magazines started to report that Tiger and Elin Woods were arguing before the crash and she had scratched his face before he attempted to leave in his car, telling her that she had ruined their Thanksgiving. Erin chased him swinging the golf club and smashed the SUV’s window as Tiger drove away. Tiger got distracted by the attack and ran into a fire hydrant and then a tree. There was no blood on the steering wheel making it unlikely that Tiger’s injuries were related to the crash. Further, Woods had not been drinking, but had taken pain killers prior to getting into the car.
So what really happened that evening and why did Elin attack her husband? Most likely, it had to do with the National Enquirer reporting a week prior that Tiger was having an affair with New York Night Club performer. Further, Tiger and the night club performer had been texting each other sexual messages. Apparently, before the accident, Tiger told a friend that his wife had gotten upset over the allegations and he was going to pick up an expensive piece of jewelry to calm her down, but that did not work.
The night club performer denied The Enquirer’s allegations and Tiger Woods released a statement stating that the issue was a private one and he wanted to keep it that way. Further, he was the only person responsible for his accident and his wife was the first person to help him, and the other information were merely rumors.
Apparently, Tiger Woods has become the most interesting man in America and the online sources that revealed the story, TMZ.com and RadarOnline, have suddenly become credible.
On December 1, the Florida Highway Patrol cited Tiger for careless driving and fines him $164. The neighbors who called 911 released a statement saying that Tiger was not intoxicated and there were no signs of his having a fight with his wife prior to the accident. On December 2, another woman, a cocktail waitress, in an interview with US Weekly, claimed she had had an affair with Tiger Woods as well.
Tiger Woods released a statement on his website about the events of the past week:
“I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.” To read the rest of the statement, click HERE.
By this point, it appears that Tiger Woods may have had three affairs during his marriage and he and his wife have agreed to a revised $80 million prenuptial agreement. Most people are not buying the cover story by Tiger and Elin Woods. I am wondering how many more women are going to step up and say that they have had an affair with Tiger. Any takers? It is ironic to believe that regular average Joes do not cheat on their spouses, or have arguments. I guess that is what he gets for being a celebrity.
However, I think that goatee that Brad Pitts been sporting is quite interesting. Maybe it is a religious thing. The braiding kind of creeps me out.