Posted in Cleveland, Jeff Foxsworthy

This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Cleveland.


If your Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Cleveland.

If someone in Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in Cleveland.

If you’ve worn shorts and parka at the same time, you live in Cleveland.

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Cleveland.

If “Vacation” means going anywhere south of 1-80 for the weekend, you live in Cleveland.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Cleveland.

If you have switched from “Heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again you live in Cleveland.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard with flinching, you live in Cleveland.

If you carry jumpers in the car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Cleveland.

If you design you kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Cleveland.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph– you’re going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in Cleveland.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Cleveland.

If you know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Road Construction, you live in Cleveland.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Cleveland.

If you find 10 degrees “A little Chilly”, you live in Cleveland.
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